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Post by Nate Driscoll on Dec 3, 2005 20:10:08 GMT
.. straight from those strange people on MySpace who signed up as characters from LOST.. and the even stranger ones who think they're actually talking to Sawyer (they can't, teehee, he's locked in the replica Hatch in my garden, keeping me company...)
Anyhow, what you do is, you take a LOST quote and add "in my pants" on the end.
For example:
Kate to Jack in the Pilot -"Any colour preference in my pants?"
Hurley in Numbers - "It might be a pissed off giraffe in my pants"
Yes, it really is that stupid
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Post by Nate Driscoll on Dec 3, 2005 20:33:48 GMT
Something Locke's not telling us?
"Don't you ever tell me what I can't do in my pants"
"The island will send us a sign in my pants"
His favourite game - "Well, you start with all these parts off the board. And then, one by one, you build the trap - shoe, bucket, tub - piece by piece it all comes together in my pants. And then you wait 'til your opponent lands here on the old cheese wheel in my pants. And then if you set it up just right, you spring the trap in my pants. Go ahead kiddo."
To Charlie - "I'll let you ask me for your drugs three times. The third time, I'm going to give them to you in my pants"
To Boone - "Boone, you've got to have some faith. All we've got to do is break the glass, and then we're in my pants"
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Post by Jaz on Dec 4, 2005 0:59:41 GMT
*snorts* thats sad
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Post by Nate Driscoll on Dec 4, 2005 15:15:55 GMT
Here's some from Nina (aka Claire/Sun)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Charlie (after crossing road with chicken): Chicken...where are we?
Jack: the chicken is not wanting to cross the road.
Sayid: just give me 10 minutes with him, he'll cross. . .
Jack: but, I thought you were in communications , . .
Sayid: before then, I worked as a cross guard . . .
Jack: So . . . . ?
Sayid: my specialty was making chickens cross the roads….
Claire: Is that the chicken?
Shannon: Yeah, the chicken...God's friggin’ gift to humanity!
Hurley: *sees numbers on the road* Don't cross it! Don't cross it! The road is bad! The road is bad!
Locke: Don't tell the chicken what I can't do!
Michael: Wait! I have to check and make sure the road is structurally safe before we do anything else about this chicken crossing.
Sayid: I don't think we should question the chicken's decision to cross the road without regard to its beliefs or religion.
Arzt: A chicken has certain instincts that guide its behaviour. Now, can anyone tell me what some of the instinctual behaviours of a chicken might be?
Jack: Crossing the road?
Arzt: Very good, Jack.
Sawyer: Whooeee, chicky crossed the road. Now I've seen everything. What's next? Hurley eating a burger?
Chicken: You'll find me on the other side of the road, if not on this one.
Boone: Chicken goes to this side of the road. Chicken goes to the other side of the road. Chicken goes to this side of the road. Chicken goes to the other side of the road.
Rose: My Chicken's not dead.
Jack: Everyone on the other side of the road is gone. They all died.
Rose: They're probably thinking the same thing about us...
Chicken: How could you make me cross!
Locke: But did you really cross?
Chicken looks over and sees that he did NOT cross the road.
Locke: How did you feel?
Chicken: I felt…relieved…I felt relieved!
Charlie: I was over there. He wanted my autograph. Big fan, you know. He's really excited about our comeback tour.
Boone: We've been here for two days? Why are we studying the chicken? What's so important about the chicken?
Locke: That's what we're trying to find out.
Claire: My chicken! She took my chicken! She TOOK my chicken! She took it and ran across the road!
Jack: Why didn't you tell me the chicken was going to cross the road? You lied to me?
Locke: With all due respect, Jack, since when does the chicken answer to you?
Boone: I paid the chicken $23,000 to leave my sister and cross the road.
Arzt: You have to be very careful when handling road-crossing chickens
*peck peck peck peck peck*
Hurley: Dude, he just got pecked. Right in front of us.
Locke: We're not the only chickens on this ranch, and we all know it!
Jack: You picking up a little Korean there, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say "chicken" and "road".
Chicken: Dude, what d'you want from me?
Charlie: What do I want? I want to know what we're doing on the other side of the road! And don't tell me it's because of some stinking eggs. One minute you're happy-go-lucky, good-time Chicken, the next you're Colonel bloody Rooster!
Boone: Chicken goes to this side of the road. Chicken goes to the other side of the road. Chicken goes to this side of the road. Chicken goes to the other side of the road.
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Post by Angel on Dec 5, 2005 19:36:53 GMT
You guys are nuts
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Post by Charlie on Dec 5, 2005 19:50:09 GMT
Oh come on.. it's stupid and time wasting. What's not to love?
The Locke Saga continues - What Kate did, the director's cut
MICHAEL: Hey, Locke, what's up with the blast doors in my pants?
LOCKE: Blast doors in your pants?
MICHAEL: Yeah, like in case of an explosion they come from the ceiling. That guy down here, uh...
LOCKE: Desmond?
MICHAEL: Desmond. He didn't tell you about these -- what they're for?
LOCKE: No, no he didn't. But he did leave a movie in my pants.
MICHAEL: A movie in your pants?
LOCKE: Yeah. You want to see it?
EKO [appearing]: I would like to see it too -- if you don't mind.
LOCKE: Why not? The more the merrier in my pants.
MICHAEL: You mind if I check out some of this hardware in your pants?
LOCKE: Sure. Just don't break it.
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